Wednesday 3 October 2012

15 Minutes in 'Hell's' way!


On the 1st of October 2012, our nation Nigeria turned 52years and as a patriotic Nigerian I had joined millions of others in wishing the land of my birth a happy Independence day, of course not without complaints in between which is typical. I had a quiet independence day, was mostly indoors (Security reasons), but later that day,I went to Transcorp Hilton to pick up my ticket for my return flight to Lagos the next day (2nd October): after being out of Lagos for about 3 weeks and Abuja being the last stop, before heading back home.

I got to the Nnamdi Azikiwe airport two hours before departure, because I wasn’t ready to take any chances: I had to be in Lagos that day.For the period of the long wait, I went on the social media, twitter precisely and exchanged tweets with friends about the aviation industry interestingly, and in the course of interaction, a friend aptly referred to Aero contractors as ‘’Molue’’ contractors and we laughed over it. I guess that huge joke didn’t prepare me for what we experienced later that day.
The flight was called and that particular plane was on flight 128 to Lagos and as a lover of the window seat, I had no difficulty getting one: My boarding pass was written out by a relation.

We boarded and I called my pick-up in Lagos, informing him that I had boarded and should be there in 50 minutes and went further to ask him about the weather and got a ‘’white flag’’  for that. With the assurance of good weather in Lagos I was relaxed the more. However we could not take off as scheduled, as the captain informed us that the airspace had been closed, due to some VIP movement. We were on ground for over 30minutes and from my window seat, I could see all the stunts by the security details and all the reception formality for the VIP, whom I suspected was Nigeria’s number one himself.

We eventually took to the skies at about 4:15pm or thereabout, for a flight that was scheduled for 3:30pm.Take off was smooth, but somehow I felt the plane was not gaining altitude as it should have (That was my mind playing games).The captain came on and intimated us of a good weather in Lagos, corroborating what my pick-up had told me earlier. About 10 minutes into the flight, the sight of the ground and the cloud layout disappeared, giving way to thick haze.The flight shuddered intermittently which was not out of the ordinary: Routine turbulence, one may say. Aero as their custom is, started their on-board supermart surprisingly, very few passengers patronized. Shortly after the sales session the captain came on again this time the weather in Lagos had suddenly changed, but as usual ‘’nothing to worry about, sit back and enjoy your flight’’ was his sign off phrase. The plane was still going through some short bouts of routine turbulence, which in my layman’s opinion was due to the thick haze.
Just when we had about 22 minutes or so to land, I observed that the ‘’routine turbulence’’  seemed to have attained a dimension of persistence and I didn’t like that one bit because it shook the plane more. I tried to remain the calm I-have-seen-it-all-before gentleman, but it didn’t work and the turbulence seemed to intensify.
What happened the minutes after that was better imagined than experienced. The captain came on again and said we were experiencing some turbulence due to the bad weather, that they will try to avoid the ‘’pockets of cloud’’, as much as they could and signed off with the usual ‘’sit back, relax,… ‘’ blah blah blah. It was as if his last statement provoked the elements the more as  it started a serious sky rollercoaster. The plane shook/shuddered to a point that the lights started flickering and I could bet that the wings were going to disintegrate. Suddenly it dropped steeply and tilted to the left, I held on to the seat tightly, not saying anything, keeping a false cool mien, just to mask my fear, but I was dying inside. Suddenly a woman shouted from the rear ‘’ Jesus, what is going on?’’ that immediately triggered a ‘’multi-house’’ response from passengers: Some blurted out in tongues, some into various dimensions of prayer, others just kept shouting Jesus!, Jesus!! A quiet 18month old boy, named Chidi, (Got his name from his mum when we were boarding) who had been quiet all through the flight suddenly began to cry; I guess he was jolted by the sudden burst of  ‘’confused’’ noise, not really because of the torture we were going through up there. A young man who happened to be of the muslim faith suddenly went into some serious prayers too; never heard them pray with so much fervency. Equally, a young foreigner, a lady, whom I believe was American because of her accent seemed to out-shout everyone else on the plane, while her heavily-tattooed  partner remained calm. I bet he was dying inside too.
I didn’t need anyone to tell me to start praying again, having done that before boarding. Normally when I fly I consciously ‘’see’’ Angels hold up the plane till we land, but as the situation got intense, the mischievous part of my mind told me they too flew off for their lives as they could not stand the turbulence...at that point I was afraid the end had come. It was an epic battle between my Faith and the seeming reality of a sudden, violent inevitability, as the aircraft which by now seemed to be flying much faster, was at the mercy of the elements, swerving from left to right and dropping in between. I wondered why the captain was quiet, when Aero flight 128 was about to go down. As if he read my thoughts, he came on and my mind was set to hear the worst which I thought I did. He explained that we were going through some heavy turbulence, but that it wasn’t beyond their control but what I thought I heard was ‘’It is beyond our control’’ at that moment I imagined what the Dana 159 went through before they eventually went down. I could bet they went through the same torture before the accident that ended their sojourn on earth. I was on the verge of switching on my mobile phone to call my folks, any of them I could reach, before the seeming inevitable, when the captain came on again telling the cabin crew led by a lady named Chinelo, to take their seat for landing. We seemed to have gone below what I term the ''belly of hell'' (For about 15 minutes) and the turbulence had suddenly reduced, I could see some rooftops and some movement on the ground, the the flight was shaking a bit and the clouds seemed quite low. On spotting my favourite rooftop in blue colour, with El Dorado boldly inscribed on it, I became more relaxed as we made to land, but my mind still played games: the runway could be slippery since it was till raining.
At exactly 5:18pm, Aero contractors flight 128, Abuja to Lagos, safely and smoothly touched down  at the runway of the International wing of Murtala Muhammed Airport and taxied to the MMA2 terminal. 

The rest?…I’m writing this piece in one piece, from the comfort of my workspace. It’s exactly 1:23pm Nigerian time and I quickly had to proofread, edit so I could put this story out there (Ignore the errors), as I’m not sure if any other passenger that was on board that flight would do so, aside from telling friends and loved ones verbally. 

By my calculations, if we had taken off from Abuja at the scheduled time,I’m sure we would not have been caught up in that rogue weather. That brings me to the issue of VIP/Presidential movement; Nigerians need to fully understand why the airspace should be closed, leaving  flights that were scheduled to land at a certain time, hovering for some serious minutes at the mercy of the elements. What if they go out of fuel? Secondly what stopped the pilot of flight 128 from going back to Abuja, or try to land at an alternative airport, instead of trying to brave it and endanger the lives of passengers by trying to be a hero. He however came out of the cockpit to bid us farewell when we landed. I shook his hands though. I’m sure that guy couldn’t have been more than 32 years by my assessment. (Youthful exuberance?). I guess, a more experienced pilot would have acted differently.
My write up cannot fully capture or put to words what we actually went through yesterday (2nd October, 2012) in that hellish, nerve-wrecking, rollercoaster experience on Aero flight 128.

Of the truth, and I stand to re-affirm SAFETY IS OF THE LORD and I live to tell the story.

Dedicated to the Memory of the Dana 159, the loved ones they left behind, and the good people of Iju/Ishaga community.

Tuesday 5 June 2012

List Of Nigerian Planes And Their Ages - Read This Before You Fly.

In Nigeria The Law Bans All Aircraft Older Than 20 Years(So They Say)
Look At The Info Below.

Aero Contractors Current Fleet

5N-BIZ 24558 1845 Boeing 737-4B7 01-02-2007 N436US 22.2 Years
5N-BJA 24873 1931 Boeing 737-4B7 05-2007 N446US lsf Jet Partners LLC
21.7 Years
5N-BJO 534 De Havilland Canada DHC-8-311Q Dash 8 Y50 23-02-2007 C-FLGJ lsd 12.9 Years
5N-BKQ 26695 2423 Boeing 737-522 28-08-2008 VP-BSW lsf GECAS 19.4 Years
5N-BKR 26699 2485 Boeing 737-522 14-08-2008 VP-BSX lsf GECAS 19 Years
5N-BLC 26692 2421 Boeing 737-522 26-09-2008 VP-BSV 19.4 Years
5N-BLD 26675 2345 Boeing 737-522 10-08-2008 VP-BSU lsf GECAS 19.9 Years
5N-BLE 26672 2343 Boeing 737-522 02-04-2009 VP-BSQ 19.9 Years
5N-BLG 25387 2179 Boeing 737-522 28-08-2011 VP-BTI 20.5 Years
5N-BLH 25383 2146 Boeing 737-522 Due VP-BTG lsf WFBN 20.7 Years
5N-BOB 24232 2060 Boeing 737-42C 26-03-2012 EI-CWE [Stored] lsf AWAS
21 Years
5N-BOC 24814 2270 Boeing 737-42C 17-10-2011 EI-CWF lsf AWAS 20.2 Years

Air Nigeria Current Fleet

5N-VNC 29338 3114 Boeing 737-33V C16Y100 02-06-2010 G-EZYN lsf GECAS
13 Years
5N-VND 29337 3113 Boeing 737-33V C16Y100 02-06-2010 G-EZYM lsf GECAS
13 Years
5N-VNE 29340 3121 Boeing 737-33V C16Y100 02-06-2010 G-EZYP lsf GECAS
12.8 Years
5N-VNF 29341 3125 Boeing 737-33V C16Y100 08-07-2010 OE-IAF lsf CAT
12.7 Years
5N-VNG 29342 3127 Boeing 737-33V C16Y100 02-06-2010 OE-IAI lsf GECAS
12.6 Years
5N-VNH 19000210 Embraer ERJ-190AR (ERJ-190-100 IGW) C12Y84 02-06-2010 PT-SGT
5N-VNI 19000226 Embraer ERJ-190AR (ERJ-190-100 IGW) C12Y84 02-06-2010 PT-SHM
5N-VNJ 28558 2876 Boeing 737-36N C16Y100 16-08-2010 N542MS lsf GECAS 15.2 Years
5N-VNK 27469 2864 Boeing 737-33A C16Y100 15-11-2010 N901AS lsf AerSale Inc 15.3 Years
5N-VNL 27910 2873 Boeing 737-33A C16Y100 15-11-2010 N902AS lsf AerSale Inc 15.2 Years
5N-VNM 25375 2598 Boeing 737-4Q8 03-08-2011 TC-TJD lsf ILFC 18.2 Years
SU-GCI 696 Airbus A330-243 C24Y244 13-05-2012 F-WWYR lsf EgyptAir Papa Do 6.7 Years



Arik Air Current Fleet
5N-BKU 4207 De Havilland Canada DHC-8-402Q Dash 8 C10Y62 14-10-2009 C-FPPU Christopher
5N-BKV 4219 De Havilland Canada DHC-8-402Q Dash 8 C10Y62 06-11-2009 C-FSRN Cyprian
5N-JEA 15058 Canadair CL-600-2D24 Regional Jet CRJ-900ER C10Y65 02-10-2006 C-FHRH
5N-JEB 15059 Canadair CL-600-2D24 Regional Jet CRJ-900ER C10Y65 02-10-2006 C-FHRK
5N-JEC 15054 Canadair CL-600-2D24 Regional Jet CRJ-900ER C10Y65 02-10-2006 C-FGNB
5N-JED 15114 Canadair CL-600-2D24 Regional Jet CRJ-900ER C10Y65 31-03-2007 C-FMEP 5.4 Years
5N-MJC 33932 2234 Boeing 737-7BD(WL) C12Y119 14-06-2007 N1795B Martin
5.2 Years
5N-MJD 36073 2248 Boeing 737-7BD(WL) C12Y119 14-06-2007 N1787B Michael
5.2 Years
5N-MJE 34761 2401 Boeing 737-7GL(WL) Y149 25-11-2007 N737AV McTighe
4.7 Years
5N-MJF 34762 2427 Boeing 737-7GL(WL) Y149 04-12-2007 N737BV Queen of Angels 4.6 Years
5N-MJG 33944 2576 Boeing 737-7BD(WL) C12Y119 27-05-2008 N346AT Claudiana 4.2 Years
5N-MJH 36719 2589 Boeing 737-7BD(WL) C12Y119 27-05-2008 N347AT Margaret 4.2 Years
5N-MJI 28640 799 Boeing 737-76N(WL) C12Y112 04-02-2009 N740AL lsf GECAS City of Freetown 11.3 Years
5N-MJJ 28641 809 Boeing 737-76N(WL) C12Y112 04-02-2009 N741AL lsf GECAS 11.2 Years
5N-MJK 30830 855 Boeing 737-76N(WL) C12Y112 09-04-2009 N742AL lsf GECAS Ville De Niamey 11.1 Years
5N-MJN 35638 2789 Boeing 737-86N(WL) C16Y132 10-03-2009 N1796B lsf GECAS Eddington 3.4 Years
5N-MJO 35640 2819 Boeing 737-86N(WL) C16Y132 29-06-2009 N358MT lsf GECAS Augustine 3.3 Years
5N-MJP 38970 3030 Boeing 737-8JE(WL) C20Y126 28-10-2009 N1787B Sultan of Sokoto 2.8 Years
5N-MJQ 38971 3065 Boeing 737-8JE(WL) C20Y126 17-02-2010 City of Calabar 2.7 Years
CS-TFW 910 Airbus A340-542 C36Y201 11-12-2008 F-WJKH lsf Hi Fly Our Lady of Perpetual Help 4 Years
CS-TFX 912 Airbus A340-542 C36Y201 29-04-2009 F-WJKI lsf Hi Fly Captain Bob Hayes 3.9 Years


Chanchangi Airlines Current Fleet

5N-BEV 22658 861 Boeing 737-217(A) 10-12-2004 C-GCPZ 30.2 Years
5N-BIF 23043 972 Boeing 737-282(A) C12Y88 21-11-2005 N233TM [Stored]29 Years
5N-BIG 23044 973 Boeing 737-282(A) 28-12-2005 N344TM 29 Years
5N-BIH 23046 981 Boeing 737-282(A) 28-12-2005 N789TM 22.9 Years
5N-BMB 25079 2016 Boeing 737-3J6 03-2009 B-2536 21.3 Years
5N-BMC 25089 2027 Boeing 737-3Z0 03-2009 B-2537 21.2 Years


Dana Air Current Fleet
5N-DEV 49947 1900 McDonnell Douglas MD-83 C12Y128 11-05-2012 N934JM
20.9 Years
5N-JAI 53016 1850 McDonnell Douglas MD-83 C12Y128 21-08-2009 N968AS 21.2 Years
5N-SAI 53018 1779 McDonnell Douglas MD-83 C12Y128 30-08-2008 N943AS
21.7 Years
5N-SRI 53020 1789 McDonnell Douglas MD-83 C12Y128 04-08-2008 N947AS
21.6 Years


First Nation Airways Current Fleet

N-FNA 409 Airbus A320-212 07-04-2011 N409AG [Stored] lsf ACG 19.3 Years
5N-FNB 466 Airbus A320-212 08-04-2011 N466AG [Stored] lsf ACG 18.2 Years
5N-FNC 497 Airbus A320-212 10-04-2011 N997AG [Stored] lsf ACG 17.7 Years
http://www.planespotters.net/Airline/First-Nation-Airways

IRS Airlines Current Fleet

5N-CEO 11295 Fokker F100 20-08-2004 N860US Hajiya Babba 22.3 Years
5N-HIR 11498 Fokker F100 22-01-2009 G-CFBU 18.4 Years
5N-SAT11293 Fokker F100 22-12-2010 PH-MJO 22.3 Years
5N-SIK 11286 Fokker F100 16-07-2010 SE-DUU 22.5 Years
5N-SMR 11291 Fokker F100 02-03-2010 SE-DUV 22.4 Years



Kabo Air Current Fleet

5N-DKB 23548 644 Boeing 747-251B 22-10-2008 N637US 26.1 Years
5N-JJJ 19766 111 Boeing 747-136 01-2001 G-AWNF 41.3 Years
5N-JRM 23549 651 Boeing 747-251B 25-11-2008 N638US 25.9 Years
5N-PDP 20842 238 Boeing 747-238B 17-07-2001 G-VJFK 38.1 Years
5N-RRR 19765 109 Boeing 747-136 01-2001 G-AWNE 41.3 Years

http://www.planespotters.net/Airline/Kabo-Air




Max Air Current Fleet
5N-BMG 23638 658 Boeing 747-346 27-07-2009 JA8177 25.7 Years
5N-DBM 23968 693 Boeing 747-346 12-11-2008 JA8184 24.5 Years
5N-DDK 23967 692 Boeing 747-346 20-08-2009 JA8183 24.5 Years
5N-HMB 25067 857 Boeing 747-438 10-2011 VH-OJK 21.1 Years
5N-MBB 24018 694 Boeing 747-346 22-04-2009 JA8186 24.4 Years
M-ANGA 14501086 Embraer EMB-135BJ Legacy VIP 06-01-2012 VQ-BLU



Overland Airways Current Fleet

5N-BCR 031 ATR 42-320 04-03-2005 F-WQNR cvtd -300 25.6 Years
N-BND 363 ATR 42-320 27-10-2010 5H-PAP 18.7 Years



This Site Gives You Info On Airlines And The Ages Of Their Planes
http://www.planespotters.net/Production_List/Country/Nigeria

Tuesday 29 May 2012

Prayer For Nigeria!!!

*As a people we owe ourselves a duty to pray for our nation , because it is only God that can help us from the present situation.Please join me as we share a simple heartfelt word of prayer for Nigeria*

Our Father and Our God, in the mighty name of Jesus, we praise You for Your goodness to our beloved nation Nigeria, for giving us blessings far beyond what we deserve. Yet we know all is not right and well with Nigeria.
We deeply need a moral and spiritual renewal to help us meet the many problems we face: Terrorism, Ethnic wrangling, Kidnapping, Assassinations, Unnecessary political upheavals, Idolatry, Ritual killing, Robberies, Maiming, Desecration of Your place of worship, High-End Sycophancy, Conspiracies, and the general level of Tension and Insecurity.
Convict us of sin as a people; Help us to turn to You in repentance and faith. Set our feet on the path of Your righteousness and peace.
O God, you are the source of life and peace. Praised be your name forever.
We know it is you who turn our minds to thoughts of peace.
Hear our prayer in this time of crisis.
Your power changes hearts.Strengthen our resolve to give witness to these
truths by the way we live.
Give to us:
Understanding that puts an end to strife;
Mercy that quenches hatred, and Forgiveness that overcomes vengeance.
Empower all people to live in your law of love
We pray today for our states and nation's leaders. Give them the wisdom to know what is right, and the courage to do it. You have said, "Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord." Let your true will be done in this land.
May this be a new era for Nigeria, as we humble ourselves and acknowledge You alone as our Savior and Lord.
This we pray in Jesus` name, Amen!

Alvin Ikpe
@eAlvinator on Twitter
alvyn.ekx@gmail.com

Wednesday 23 May 2012

INTERESTING DELICACIES


Believe me; you have not tasted the best of cuisines, until you try the underlisted:



1.      Fried termite sauce with roasted yam
2.      Pounded yam with apple juice
3.      Edikan Ikong with cabin biscuit
4.      Sugar cane and groundnuts 
5.      Agege bread with okro soup
6.      Fried kpomo with white soup
7.      Semi ripe pawpaw with waterleaf soup
8.      Fufu with fresh cow milk yoghurt   
9.      Fufu with dog meat sauce
10.  Barbecued grasshopper
11.  Cassava chips with roasted pork
12.  Roasted frog and chips
13.  Beans with ripe pawpaw
14.  Peppered lizard
15.  Coagulated ogi/akamu with stew
16.  Cracked palm kernel with peppered palm oil sauce
17.  Garden egg with pineapple juice
18.  Fried, salted termite with fresh palm wine 
19.  Cat meat porridge with boiled yam
20.  Kola nut chips           
21.  Chicken intestine sauce
22.  Peppered snail with coffee
23.  Roasted duck with okro sauce
24.  Fried kpomo with beans
25.  Grilled pigeon with mango
26.  Fried lizard egg sauce with water yam
27.  Plantain chips with carrot
28.  Garri sauce with shortbread
29.  Melon soup with cake
30.  Monkey meat stew with garden egg
31.  Cucumber with pork sauce
32.  Dog meat sauce with sliced bread
33.  Fried periwinkle with tea
34.  Moimoi with groundnut       
35.  Bitterkola stew with boiled unripe plantain
36.  Salad cream with pounded yam
37.  Bitterleaf soup with sugarcane
38.  White rice with condensed milk
39.  Boiled yam with carrot
40.  Beans and coca cola

Our Abbreviated Generation

I was pleasantly tickled recently when on opening my face book home page ,the first thing that hit me was a friends status update, where she took a swipe at the use of the letters IJN in conveying words of blessings, exhortations ,wishes etc., as opposed to the used of the full phrase, In Jesus’ Name. Same goes for LLNP (Long Life and Prosperity) We have to agree that at some point in our written communication and correspondences, we have been guilty of this practice; yours truly inclusive. No doubt, the SMS language can make messaging easier. The language is comprised of shortened phrases, acronyms and abbreviations that emerged from text messaging but has since bled into the everyday vernacular of many modern societies. SMS language is useful in text messaging, as it shortens messages' character count, therefore saving time and expense. This however does not apply to me because I have gotten so used to writing my SMSs in full thereby wasting time and paying more. I come from a background where my father, a class-act in both spoken and written English, made us believe that the much celebrated Pidgin English is nothing but gutter language. So bad that even in church, he does not join in singing songs done in Pidgin English. So with that mindset, in the course of my development, I have found it difficult to accept what I consider non-standard alterations to the language, both written and spoken. We are daily witnessing the creation of more of this “short codes”. It wasn’t until the recent past, that I got to know what LWKMD actually meant. For me I just left it at my good old LOL, LORL, LMAO, and one or two other ones. I get irritated by some though; like the blackberry popularized, KK, YELZ, and SOWIE etc. No matter how I feel about these abbreviations, the truth is that they have come to stay. However, the use of this slang-based language is not without its disadvantages:

1.Speaking or writing with SMS words can confuse those who are not familiar with the language. Many people within older generations, who do not use text messaging very often, may not understand a message if it contains SMS language, particularly acronyms. For example, someone who does not understand SMS language may receive a message with the acronym "ROTFL" which means "Rolling on the floor laughing" and wouldn't know that the message sender thought the subject matter was funny.

2.Using the SMS language outside of text messaging, in speech and emails, can give the recipient a negative impression of the messenger. When a word from the SMS language is used in an inappropriate situation, such as a business email, it can seem unprofessional or simply be misinterpreted as a spelling error. For example, the SMS word "ppl" stands for "people" and could easily be confused as a spelling mistake by those who are not knowledgeable of SMS abbreviations. Furthermore, using SMS words instead of their English-language counterparts can convey to the recipients that the messenger is lazy and could not be bothered to complete the longer version of the word.

3.The spread of the SMS language has been criticized for deteriorating the English language and its rich history. Though languages continually evolve, the SMS language can be seen as not respecting the long-standing properties of the English language that has made it so strong. Furthermore, words within the SMS language that are very similar to their English-language counterparts can be confused by young users as the actual English spelling and can therefore increase the prevalence of spelling mistakes.








I fear for the generation after us, who will step up the game and take it to an entirely different dimension. Children these days get exposed to information Technology and the internet quite early in life and will readily accept sms language as a communication standard, at that formative stage of their lives. The difficulty is how to create a balance between what is right and what is for ‘fun communication’. This is the 21st century; yes, and at the risk of sounding primitive, I believe something should be done and fast too, to make a clear distinction between Standard English for writing and the ‘fun language’. We need to do this to preserve the rich heritage of the English language that our teachers (I studied under some of the best) labored to teach us. If not, I foresee a scenario where it will move beyond the written, to being used in ‘formal’ verbal exchanges:


Pastor: GBUA IJN (God Bless Us All, In Jesus’ Name)

Congregation: MN (Amen)

Son: HDWU (Hey Daddy What’s Up?)

Dad: IFS, HWYD (I’m Fine Son, How Was Your Day?)

You can stretch your imagination to the limits by creating more.

HAND, oops, I just did it; I meant to say Have a Nice Day!



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